Saw Bernie Mac is dead.
What shit, that sucks. He was one of my fave comedians.
:: sigh ::
Dear Dumbass High Schooler Who Works The Food Bar:
You SUCK.
You were hired to stand behind a register and ring people up. Not meander over five minutes after I've laid my upper body over the counter to flag you down. In a skirt none the less. When I hand over my kid's sized pizza and 3 oz salad, don't act like I've done you some horrible injustice. Also, when you ring someone up, you're suppose to tell them THE TOTAL.
Does it look like I'm a psychic? No. And when I ask you, "How much do I owe you?" don't cast your eyes downwards at the gaggle of numbers that have popped up on the register. If I could've done the Mom eyebrow, I would have given it to you. Instead, I pulled the polite card and said, "I'm sorry, I didn't catch that-" to which you mumbled, 'elevenseventyfour."
Really? ELEVEN DOLLARS AND SEVENTY FOUR CENTS for a 3oz salad, kids pizza and two drinks? Pftt.
After I pay for this bullshit, I realized you probably skipped math class all together as it took you about a minute and a half to count me back .72 cents.
Once I got settled to eat my salad, I discovered NO dressing, so I asked you for some. Excuse me, I waited for you to finish talking to your friend about giving head to some boy who just walked in the front doors of Target. After listening to that fiasco, I asked for the dressing, to which you rolled your eyes and came back with a huge vat of ranch dressing.
Then you promptly walked away.
You know what? If you don't want to fucking work, go learn the art of blowing dudes for money while trying to avoid police detection.
Oh and your lip gloss smelled like a whore's snatch.
My bad, your friend must've burped.
Here's some pics!
iStockphoto Minilypse in Toronto, Canada.
My hiphop star.
Tough girl.
Big pimpin.
More to come!
Headed to Canada in about an hour for my first iStockphoto minilypse.
See you on the flipside!
What's a flipside?
In preparation for a little modelling I will be doing at the end of the month, I'm attempting to eat as healthy as humanly possible in conjunction with 4-5 workouts a week.
I have a few nutritious menu choices up my sleeve, but to keep this thing going, I need some more. Variety, I have found, is key to maintaining a healthy diet and avoiding temptations.
I therefore need your help... Do you know of any meals that incorporate veggies or fruit, hopefully some sort of protein, and little preservatives? Or just something healthy that you really love and tend to make quite often?
Keep in mind that I don't have an hour to prepare it and I'm not rich. Ha! Good luck.
Thanks in advance!
I've been ignoring you, Vox, because you lack one special quaility that has converted me to the dark side (Facebook - *gasp!*).
Games. Word games. I'm a sucker for them.
Scrabble. Scramble. Word Twist. Pathwords.
They excite me and attempt to get my brain a'workin. And I can play with my friends.
So, Vox, get games, and until then, my sweet neighbors, get on Facebook so I can beat you at Scrabble.
;)
Imagine my surprise when I found out that Starbucks sells a Short. No, my dear friends, Tall is NOT the smallest size on the menu. Sneaky bastards. Perhaps $5.00/gallon might be a bit more affordable if they dared advertise a more economical cup o'joe.
I bet this was a shitty day in payables when this gem came in!
I think I may have to buy myself some magazines after work... and a baby too...
Show us a great April Fools' Day joke.
"C’mon, you didn’t think we’d make you endure all those battery packs and then make the BOC sales fake, didja? Actually, that sounds exactly like something we’d do. But not today, friend. Not today. If you manage to get an order in, and we accept it, and you don’t do anything foolish like move house or die in the next few weeks, crap shall be yours..."
Well. Yes. Actually
[insert a big ole Mr. Yuk sticker here]
