How bad would this suck....

In a carefully crafted PR move Bill Clinton gazumped the Republicans and the Bush adminstration with the following sound byte today. Discussing Hilary's first days in office he remarked, "Well, the first thing she intends to do, because you can do this without passing a bill, the first thing she intends to do is to send me and former President Bush and a number of other people around the world to tell them that America is open for business and cooperation again."

Of course Bush Sr. has had to make a counter statement saying he never agreed to be Hilary's envoy, (this level of non partisan effort would be a giant step forward) can you imagine him doing so? The conversation in the offices of foreign goverments would go something like this (imagine Dana Carvey doing his impeccable Bush Sr imitation)

"Yes, well, that is my boy. No, no he didn't fall out of the dumb tree and hit his head on all the branches on the way down. Well, yes he didn't have much experience in foreign policy before...what's that? Nope, just govenor of Texas. Yes, that must be where he got that faux Texas accent. No, I can' t think of anything good that came out of his administration either. Well, sorry for the past 8 years."

Wouldn't it be like going over to your neighbor's house after your kid got their daughter pregnant? God I love Bill Clinton, he must be killing himself laughing over this one....