Kali-fornia
People think Californians are laid back. Actually we're stunned. Stunned that gas is almost always over $3.00 a gallon, a 3 bedroom bungalow costs around a million dollars and that we can be wiped out at any moment from an earthquake or tidal wave. We're also stunned by the swift growing number of American Idol rejects hanging out on street corners singing cover songs with signs that read; Will Kill Simon for Food.
Of course the growing number of female celebrities shooting naked coochies at paparazzi is also of concern. When did it become the norm for half baked bimbos to chuck a stubbled covered pussy at a photographer. Let's hope this phenomena contains itself to Hollywood. The last thing I need is some Prozac addled, Red Bull swilling soccer mom to shoot me the business from the bleachers because I have a camera in my hands.
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is there a woman alive that could resist this?
some Prozac addled, Red Bull swilling soccer mom to shoot me the business from the bleachers
still - have some of the best memories of my life there.
sometimes i'm really thankful i come from norway
Lizzy: Yes, be happy you live in the land of ice and snow, it's just weird here
Shellackers: Yes, this does happen, Google Britney Spears and see what pops up, or...er out
Mariser: Hopless and romantic is my MO. How'd you know?
Marque: It's hard to move away and then move back unless you sleep on a pile of money... or you come in on a boat and want to open a nail or rub & tug shop
Lizzy: Yes be happy you live in the land of ice and snow and skiiing to work, it's just weird here
I'm so stealing that "over beavered" for my word of the day at work tomorrow.
"Mornin' J"
"Mornin Rebok."
"My, we're awfully over beavered today!"
"Tell me about it dude, I just can't get enough! It's snatchalicious!"