2 posts tagged “colonoscopy”

Every year in August I trudge off to Stinkfinger's clinic for my annual colonoscopy. I'd rather poke needles in my ears than do this, but its price of age I suppose.

Perhaps it was all the practice I had in the 70s,but I'm somewhat resistance to the sedatives they adminsiter to knock you out in order to perform this hideous procedure and I can usually watch the probe on the monitor as it snakes its way up my colon.

Stinkfinger hates the fact that I can oversee his work and the pre-procedure bedside chat usually goes something like this.

Stinkfinger: Now, Dawg, I want you to relax and go to sleep this year.

Me: No way.

Stinkfinger: Whadda ya mean, no way?

Me: I know you Stinkfinger, as soon as I pass out you'll try and stick something up my ass.

Stinkfinger: That's the whole point, it's a colonoscopy.

Me: No way.

Stinkfinger: Nurse, turn up his drip.

Me: Fucker.

Stinkfinger: Turn it up all the way and get me the extra big probe.

Me: Give me all you got, you bastard, Stinkfinger, I ain't going....d..o..w..n...

Stinkfinger: Finally, some peace and quiet.

Some fun thoughts to wrap up Daddawg's week....